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Case Study : Dried Spughetty

Experiment:
The Heavenly Drain Water Chicken, going against his roommate's wishes(FUCK YOU ROOMIE CLEAN THAT DISGUSTING SHIT UP!), eats a can of Spughetty and leaves the dirty bowl out in his room for days to watch it ferment(He's too darn lazy to clean it).
This is his Case Study.


Test Subject:

One can of Chef Boyardee's life giving, salt filled, fat pumped Spughetty. A single can of this has been known to carry enough artery clogging goodness to send a middle aged man(add work related stress, money problems and a girlfriend that checks his "last dialled numbers" in his cell phone every hour) into a seizure. Thus, this is the obvious choice for the experiment.


Pour into test vessel

When poured out, the experiment takes the form of the vessel that holds it. Resembling fish bait in a bucket of slime, the experiment was so tempting, that the Chicken had to eat it. Battling the feeling of his heart about to give in to the saturated fat intake and stop beating, the Heavenly Drain Water Chicken fights on.


DAY 1

Test subject X has partially dried up, forming a layer ontop of the bowl which resembles sheet ice. A small portion still remains moist and gooey, probably due to the immense amount of salt found in subject X. Subject X emmits a light smell of vinegar mixed with dog poo poo. My Vapor Sensor(roommate) confirms that it indeed does smell like "If you don't throw that away, I'm gonna whoop ur ass".

DAY 3

Test subject X has fully dried up, forming thin layers of tomatoey goodness around the bowl. The scientific probe(plastic fork) used to interact with Test Subject X, has been permernantly infused into the bowl. It is suspected that the plastic has somehow melted and stuck itself on the bowl. At this time a reasonable hypothesis would be to conclude that the reason why the Aliens(From Alien 1, Alien 2, Alien Resurrection and Alien Vs Predator) have acidic blood, is because an intergalatic shipment of Chef Boyardee's Canned Spughetty crash landed on their planet and they ate it all up, causing their blood to turn acidic and their personalities to be permernantly set to "Very Very Angry".

DAY 5

Little change from day 3. Test Subject X has stopped emitting "poo poo smelling" vapor. We therefore have reason to believe that it has fully undergone its transformation from one state(liquid) to another state(LIVING HELL TO SCRUB/WASH THE BOWL)

Small anomaly, which previously did not exist, has been detected near bottom of bowl.

Designated "Booger Alpha", for future reference.

DAY 7

Nothing much has changed since 2 days ago. Subject X maintains its grotesque appearance. Transformation is non-existant. We have reason to believe Dried Spughetty cannot be dried any further. Subject X has fully stabilized and is deemed safe for placement on Roommate's table.

Second anomaly appears within 2 cm of "Booger Alpha".

Designated "Booger Booger", for future reference.


Case Study concluded.

Report: Chef Boyardee's tastes good, but once you let it dry up in your bowl, its a pain in the ass to clean up. Use disposable bowls.


Next Case Study on: Manly Meat Filled Sandwich With Cream Cheese


Test subject will be put through the most vigorous and harshest of experimental environments,

all in the name of science(and plain laziness)


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Pics and short explanations

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Lasted 10 days. Fun while it lasted.

Russia

Saint Basil's Church, famous Russian cathedral


Makdonalds, say it the way Red Alert soviet soldiers say "Acknowledged"


Hail to Chief Wooly Hat. Or as we say Comrade Wooly Hat.


Dinner. The menu is irrelevant in Soviet Union. You eat what we have. I had the fish. So did everyone else.


Meeting with President Shih of NUS. He came to Stockholm to chill out.


Dinner party in stockholm.


Dinner Party after wine in stockholm.

Kiruna, North of Sweden

Roughing it out


Rafting across the lake in the winter. pheer !

The never ending journey

Fun fact : It takes 36 hours to travel from Singapore to Champaign-Urbana(provided you are stupid enough to add in 12 hours of transit time at the New York Airport)

Joshua did so, and now Joshua(still) feels like crap.
This is his story.


Joshua flies back to study in the states, leaving his new found love behind..


Joshua takes a sip of Champagne on the plane..

Readily offering free alcohol to all paying customers regardless of how young they look, no Economy flight would be complete without drinking Champagne out of a plastic cup.

Joshua tries the airline food..

Being the only source of nourishment 20000 feet in the sky, passengers are forced to choose between specially prepared(by monkeys wearing a "kiss the cook" apron) meals with exotic names like "Mushroom Chicken with Boiled Potatoes"(Boney Hard Chicken with Squishy Potatoes) or "Pan-Fried Fish with Wild Rice"(Century-Old Stale Fish with Crunchy Undercooked Rice). The bun wasn't too bad actually, there are only "so many" ways to fuck up a serving of Butter and Bun.

Joshua eats cup noodles..

The Airline, knowing that they would lose a sizable portion of their customer base due to malnutrition if they only served Airline food, they gladly provided cup noodles on request, to any poor starving souls who were desperate enough to ask for a cup.

Joshua plays Pokemon on the inflight entertainment system..

He got bored soon, after his Level 7 Charmeleon got owned by a Level 6 Pidgey that jumped him when he was strolling through the grass outside his school.

Joshua watches Team America World Police on his Qosmio..

Pissed by the fact that they had Ethernet connection ports on all seats, but no access to the internet, Joshua had no choice but to watch Movies and Anime on his laptop throughout most of the flight

Joshua reads books..

Being the only book he had on the flight, "The Kama Sutra"(a gift from Sandra) proved to be a very interesting read. Taking a walk through the Perfumed Garden of Ananga Ranga, Joshua learns that 4th Century Indian Men had dicks the size of 12" Meatball Subs(add extra meat for $2.99)from Subway.

Joshua eats fake chinese food

Having enough of the fake gourmet food on the plane, Joshua decides to get some fake chinese food at the food court in the New York airport. For a meer US$7.99, you get a complete meal consisting of Sauteed beef with vegetables(Black Pepper Beef), General Tsao's Chicken(Black Pepper Chicken) and Crispy Tofu with Sizhuan Sauce(Black Pepper Tofu)

Joshua sleeps at the food court..

Having too many distractions on the plane(are Indians really that big?!?), Joshua decides to catch up on some sleep during his transit in New York. Unfortunately, he was kicked out of the food court during closing time(Stupid Asian Bum, go back to ChinaTown!). So he had to relocate.

Joshua sleeps in the arrival hall..

Pictured here, faithfully guarding his luggage with his eyes closed.

Joshua opens his Luggage

Only to find that the pack of Ikan Bilis he brought over has broke, causing it to spread all around his bag, thus coating his books with a distinct "Tiny Fish with Oil" smell.

Joshua is sleepy now. Joshua is going to sleep.