The never ending journey

Fun fact : It takes 36 hours to travel from Singapore to Champaign-Urbana(provided you are stupid enough to add in 12 hours of transit time at the New York Airport)

Joshua did so, and now Joshua(still) feels like crap.
This is his story.


Joshua flies back to study in the states, leaving his new found love behind..


Joshua takes a sip of Champagne on the plane..

Readily offering free alcohol to all paying customers regardless of how young they look, no Economy flight would be complete without drinking Champagne out of a plastic cup.

Joshua tries the airline food..

Being the only source of nourishment 20000 feet in the sky, passengers are forced to choose between specially prepared(by monkeys wearing a "kiss the cook" apron) meals with exotic names like "Mushroom Chicken with Boiled Potatoes"(Boney Hard Chicken with Squishy Potatoes) or "Pan-Fried Fish with Wild Rice"(Century-Old Stale Fish with Crunchy Undercooked Rice). The bun wasn't too bad actually, there are only "so many" ways to fuck up a serving of Butter and Bun.

Joshua eats cup noodles..

The Airline, knowing that they would lose a sizable portion of their customer base due to malnutrition if they only served Airline food, they gladly provided cup noodles on request, to any poor starving souls who were desperate enough to ask for a cup.

Joshua plays Pokemon on the inflight entertainment system..

He got bored soon, after his Level 7 Charmeleon got owned by a Level 6 Pidgey that jumped him when he was strolling through the grass outside his school.

Joshua watches Team America World Police on his Qosmio..

Pissed by the fact that they had Ethernet connection ports on all seats, but no access to the internet, Joshua had no choice but to watch Movies and Anime on his laptop throughout most of the flight

Joshua reads books..

Being the only book he had on the flight, "The Kama Sutra"(a gift from Sandra) proved to be a very interesting read. Taking a walk through the Perfumed Garden of Ananga Ranga, Joshua learns that 4th Century Indian Men had dicks the size of 12" Meatball Subs(add extra meat for $2.99)from Subway.

Joshua eats fake chinese food

Having enough of the fake gourmet food on the plane, Joshua decides to get some fake chinese food at the food court in the New York airport. For a meer US$7.99, you get a complete meal consisting of Sauteed beef with vegetables(Black Pepper Beef), General Tsao's Chicken(Black Pepper Chicken) and Crispy Tofu with Sizhuan Sauce(Black Pepper Tofu)

Joshua sleeps at the food court..

Having too many distractions on the plane(are Indians really that big?!?), Joshua decides to catch up on some sleep during his transit in New York. Unfortunately, he was kicked out of the food court during closing time(Stupid Asian Bum, go back to ChinaTown!). So he had to relocate.

Joshua sleeps in the arrival hall..

Pictured here, faithfully guarding his luggage with his eyes closed.

Joshua opens his Luggage

Only to find that the pack of Ikan Bilis he brought over has broke, causing it to spread all around his bag, thus coating his books with a distinct "Tiny Fish with Oil" smell.

Joshua is sleepy now. Joshua is going to sleep.