Whats going on?

DAFANSU CHALLENGE

Can you tell what the manly man in the picture is demonstrating?


Post your answer in the comments section with your name and answer and stand a chance to win a mucho big prize, and it aint going to be just a picture with potatoes pasted on... Once you see the picture, please send in an answer. If you do not, you will have 10 years of bad luck, and your e-mail(remember to give us your e-mail too) would be bombarded with lots of e-mails which end off with retarded threats(just like this one) like "If you don't forward this e-mail to 20 people within 24 hours, your bunny rabbit will die"...


Here are some clues which lead to the above mentioned picture...

1) It was teken in a Gay club

2) There were many funny stains on the cushions where we sat


3) The Manly Man in the picture had to use Halal Toothpaste to cleanse his mouth after everything


Good luck to all...

Random Blog Update

I have nothing to write here, cos I have an eventless life. Thats how it goes in Singapore. Eventless... And I don't forsee it getting any more interesting after I move to the Cornfields in a few weeks time.
I've been listening to an hour(1 hour too much) of Crazy Frog Music

and need to vent my frustrations online for the world to see even though im so tired cos i spent the whole day walking around looking for a suit to buy. I's be needing a suit when I's be ploughing thru the cornfields in America. My writing style has been reduced to that of a Primary 6 student writing a "My memorable day" essay for his PSLE examination.

Before i begin, here's a short video entitled "Driving around SMU in an RX-8 with the windows down while blasting indian music and watching other people check us out"
You can download the 7mb file here

Here are random pictures and random thoughts...



Alcohol is good. It makes you wanna dress up as Elvis(or Micheal Jackson, if you've had more than enough to drink) and throw toilet paper rolls at your neighbour's favourite mango tree. It makes you let go of your worries, gives you a whole set of new ones to think about. It leaves a burning sensation in your mouth(it you've got ulcers like me) after you drink it. Its the closest thing to drugs thats legal in Singapore. Doesn't it suck, that alcohol tastes soooooo bad? Beer tastes like cat's piss, Vodka smells like superglue and the stuff the Horny Goat brought back from Australia tasted like alcohol wipes.
Alcohol also enhances your vision...


It blurs your vision, making the ugliest of girls look "above average"

It also makes you see things..

I couldv sworn it was the clown from Stephen King's 1990 Ronald MacDonald Horror flick, IT, that offered me another drink. Hell, after that drink, the clown started running circles around me. I wished he would stop.... It hurt my head...

Confucius say, be at one with your spirit and you will wrap toiletpaper around yourself, put on a yellow helmet, sunglasses and play the guitar.


Confucius also say, if you have online blog, don't post stoopid pictures of yourself being stoopid, or the whole world will know you are stoopid, stoopid...



Reality catches up to us. It always does. Not even 60% alcohol can drive your misery away. It just gives you a bad headache and a chance to explain yourself. Heres a Dafansu top tip. If you're feeling down and out, don't blow a week's pay on expensive drinks at clubs/pubs. Do it duty free at home and you'll still have enough money leftover the next day for a box of panadol, a nice meal at Yoshinoya and a Taxi ride home.

I'm going to sleep now.

we are not dunjkkk agian

hellki0io.....,. we are hjaVNGI FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
IM A SLAaaaaave fro u6
we



i cant denuy it.. i cannniot control itttt..
i nerede sexxx
XXX freeoo pr0nxxx

IOIIIIIIOIO
Jian haaaao stiul louv Whinneie
i LOVE$S tiggger
wo shi ren
ni shi dian ni shi guan

jkXDao zHUi luvswe Catheruine

So much bad luck

I've been having bad luck the past 7 days... Things just keep going wrong... This is why I didn't update the blog for such a long time... This is why I didn't pick up your calls the other day... This is why I didn't go out with you the other day... This is why I'm going to win ToTo/4D very very soon...

Cos my luck has to get better...

1) I trashed the car


I was turning out of my house lane when this happened.
Theres this nice big metal fuse box, conveniently placed at the entrance of my lane. This, along with various other trees and lamposts, create a nice blindspot where motorcycles and various other small easy-to-hit-fast-moving-objects can hide and jump up on you when you least expect it. When I was turning out of my lane, a motorcycle hit me from the right. As a motorcyclist is basically just flesh and bone riding on a small metal frame with the power of 100 horses, he got flung around quite abit. His right knee cap and right testis took quite a beating. I hope he'll be alright. I don't wanna kill off a whole family line.
On my side, I'm lucky my dad could read the future - buying the necessary insurance to cover whatever property he owns from whatever damage I do.
But that does not change the fact that I feel like crap.


2) My orthodontist put rubberbands in my mouth


These damn things have to stay in my mouth 24/7, except for once a night, when i get to take em out to brush that area of my teeth. Now these rubberbands aren't the problem. Its what they are connected to, that is the worst. To connect these rubberbands from the top to the bottom of my mouth, theres some spikes stuck on the inside bottom right of my teeth(molars). These spike's primary function is to hold the rubberbands in place, its secondary function is to pierce into my tongue, making every little tongue movement feel as if im slowly sawing it off.
Its not like tongue movements are common... I mean, I only need to move my tongue when eating, drinking, talking, swallowing and sometimes breathing...

3) They %$#!@!!! recalled me for reservist


Even though I was downgraded(they supposed to medical-board me in june, but they havnt),
even though I applied for disruption due to studies overseas and they accepted it. They still want to call me back for reservist when I'm not in Singapore. Now I have to go to some weird camp(I'm assuming its located somewhere far away from my house, as the SAF loves to make us support Singapore's public transport system) to explain to them, that they are screwed up.


4) My computer monitor didn't want to work anymore


Well, I should have seen it coming. Maybe those hissing sounds it was making lately wasn't part of its "normal operation". Eitherways, this was the main reason I couldn't write any shit here.
I had to spend $490(U.P. $499, $9 Sandy Pussy Discount) to get a new screen. It was a good decision, if I ever wanted to watch "Pimp My Ride" again, with my man X to the Z Xzibit...

"Xzibit", now thats 10 times more gangster than puppy dog names like "Nelly" or "Snoop Doggy Dog".


5) I watched Wet Dreams 2(and I didn't bring alcohol)
I had the chance to watch Fantastic 4, but the Cow aka. Edison(pronounced with a cantonese slang, E1 Di2 Son3) insisted on Wet Dreams 2, on the basis that it was "cool" for 4 guys to watch a show about Underage Korean Girls who want to have sex, together.
Now, although the show does have some saving graces, like

scene with hot underage korean girl working an ice cream stick(picture taken direct from cinema)


scene with stupid korean guy watching hot underage korean girl working an ice cream stick


and scene with hot underage korean girl who worked an ice cream stick, now undressing


The only problem was, I had no alcohol with me in the Cinema(meaning I was sober throughout the whole show, which was painful).


So you see, I've been having day after day of shitty things happen to me. Sucks don't it?
I'm going to buy a few scratch cards tomorrow, and I bloody hell better win something...

Or I'll cry...