Random Blog Update

I have nothing to write here, cos I have an eventless life. Thats how it goes in Singapore. Eventless... And I don't forsee it getting any more interesting after I move to the Cornfields in a few weeks time.
I've been listening to an hour(1 hour too much) of Crazy Frog Music

and need to vent my frustrations online for the world to see even though im so tired cos i spent the whole day walking around looking for a suit to buy. I's be needing a suit when I's be ploughing thru the cornfields in America. My writing style has been reduced to that of a Primary 6 student writing a "My memorable day" essay for his PSLE examination.

Before i begin, here's a short video entitled "Driving around SMU in an RX-8 with the windows down while blasting indian music and watching other people check us out"
You can download the 7mb file here

Here are random pictures and random thoughts...



Alcohol is good. It makes you wanna dress up as Elvis(or Micheal Jackson, if you've had more than enough to drink) and throw toilet paper rolls at your neighbour's favourite mango tree. It makes you let go of your worries, gives you a whole set of new ones to think about. It leaves a burning sensation in your mouth(it you've got ulcers like me) after you drink it. Its the closest thing to drugs thats legal in Singapore. Doesn't it suck, that alcohol tastes soooooo bad? Beer tastes like cat's piss, Vodka smells like superglue and the stuff the Horny Goat brought back from Australia tasted like alcohol wipes.
Alcohol also enhances your vision...


It blurs your vision, making the ugliest of girls look "above average"

It also makes you see things..

I couldv sworn it was the clown from Stephen King's 1990 Ronald MacDonald Horror flick, IT, that offered me another drink. Hell, after that drink, the clown started running circles around me. I wished he would stop.... It hurt my head...

Confucius say, be at one with your spirit and you will wrap toiletpaper around yourself, put on a yellow helmet, sunglasses and play the guitar.


Confucius also say, if you have online blog, don't post stoopid pictures of yourself being stoopid, or the whole world will know you are stoopid, stoopid...



Reality catches up to us. It always does. Not even 60% alcohol can drive your misery away. It just gives you a bad headache and a chance to explain yourself. Heres a Dafansu top tip. If you're feeling down and out, don't blow a week's pay on expensive drinks at clubs/pubs. Do it duty free at home and you'll still have enough money leftover the next day for a box of panadol, a nice meal at Yoshinoya and a Taxi ride home.

I'm going to sleep now.