Friday, April 15, 2005

No news is good news, FREE SEX PORN SLUTS CO-EDS HARDCORE VIRGIN GANGBANG DOGGY BABYSITTER CHEERLEADER UNSW SCHOOL OF OPTOMETRY

Mr Man is always right. If he is not too busy being right, he is generally having dinner with his guy friends at KFC on valentines day or doing a daredevil peanut pancake up the drivers face stunt. **note to Mr Man, we all like you in a non-homosexual way but when you do the things you do, it stays on permanent record for the rest of your natural born life**
UNSW is starting to resemble a normal school once I have eliminated all the female-related drama in my life. It has fallen into the lovely study, sleep, eat, IKEA! WOOT! WOOT! routine which is familiar to me. Oh... and since there is an active Warcraft III DotA multiplayer and counterstrike LAN community in college, my social life is now about as lively as Singaporean politics. I have also decided after 39 games of warcraft that life is not all about girls... its about who can first reach lvl 25 and buy the divine rapier so he can rape all the other heros. All I need is a black 1994 HONDA CIVIC ESI and life will be as interesting as 2 accidents per week.
On another note, my Physics lectures have reached new heights of incomprehensibility with the symbols looking like the Aryan Sanskrit but with numbers in it that describes in 4 paragraphs the shape of an egg. I have a feeling he is faking it but I think even NASA cannot understand the mass of ink stains he smears on the board like a spasming monkey.

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