Ways to increase readership

We at dafansu need more ppl to read our blog in order to boost our ego, so that we can think that the policies of the world rests on our, which actually means MINE AND ONLY MINE, opinions alone.

The obvious solution to this problem is Porno pics. But I don't think we can post porno pictures without getting pulled off the web, thus depriving the world of my, I mean our opinions.

Thus, I believe we should do the next best thing, which is trick people into thinking there is porno on our website. This is a common trick used by many porn websites, and if we just receive 0.0001% of their readership, we're golden.

So I suggest (decree) with every post we make, we shall put FREE SEX PORN SLUTS CO-EDS HARDCORE VIRGIN GANGBANG DOGGY BABYSITTER CHEERLEADER NUS BUSINESS SCHOOL, into our posts. But try to make it discreet.

Hopefully, we can garner enough readership to launch beanie babies of our characters.