Sandy Pussy

What is a Sandy Pussy?
A term invented by Mr Man(Hes too manly to describe it, so I'll do the honors)
A Sandy Pussy(Guy of Girl) is someone with Sand in His/Her pussy.
Everytime He/She stands around or walks, the sand grinds against the walls of the pussy, ittitating him/her, thus making him/her very irritatable and very irritating...

Sandy Pussy - n. (s@nn'dee-puu'see')
1. A person who has sand in his/her pussy.
2. A damn irritating person. Doesnt have to try hard to be irritating. It comes naturally.
3. A stick in the mud.

v. Sand.ied Pussy
v. tr.
-One who has suddenly become very irritating

eg. (usage)
-Ken can you just shut up?! You're a Sandy Pussy you know that?

There are many Sandy Pussies in this world... The only cure is to fuck them(give em a piece of your mind), that way all the sand will come out... Unless his/her pussy is so full of sand, that it'll stay sandy forever.... Avoid these Sandy Pussies at all costs...

Eg. of a Sandy Pussy

He works at Sim Lim Square... If you wanna haggle oi! he'll make you such a deal! Just follow the trail of sand...

On a separate incident(within the same day), I went to the NATAS travel fair at Suntec City today... Like a lesson not well learnt, all I encountered was hordes of ugly Singaporeans looking for good deals.. Except there werent any good deals(just like the IT fair last week)... Nothing you cant find in the daily travel section of the Straits Times Classifieds...


A holiday is supposed to be enjoyable, but i cant say the same for the process of getting to go on a holiday... The crowds at the travel fair were enough to cause anyone to give up and just go to johor for a nice massage(none of that naughty stuff) and some pirated DVDs. From the looks of their faces, nobody enjoyed themselves, cept for these aunties, who genuinely looked like they thought that if they filled up enough entry forms, they would have better luck winning something here than from Singapore Pools.


I've learnt my lesson.... never to go back to Suntec Convention centre...ever again.... until the next fair...