My Sargent is an ASS

Ok, I'm going to write something, Im not sure if it will mean anything...but I dont care...
It just came into my mind today, as I was clearing leaves out of the drain in the rain..

My Sargent is an ASS, he knows not what he speaks.
My Sargent is an ASS, he's turning us into freaks.
My Sargent is an ASS, he sleeps from dusk till dawn.
My Sargent is an ASS, he wakes up to surf porn.
My Sargent is an ASS, he's fatter than a cow.
My Sargent is an ASS, he eats up all our chow.
My Sargent is an ASS, he likes to act real big.
My Sargent is an ASS, he sleeps just like a pig.
My Sargent is an ASS, he made us clear the drain.
My Sargent is an ASS, he can't see the rain?
My Sargent is an ASS, so I left when he wasn't around.
My Sargent has MY ass, he fucked me upside down.

The SAF, the only place where incompetency is rewarded with money...

On a separate note, Clarence, im sorry we didnt go to Queensway to buy your shoes the other day... But here's what you missed...


Sexy T Mac 4's - S$175

right....moving along,
I learnt a valuable lesson today.. NEVER EAT CANNED ALMOND JELLY... well, I didnt know they actually made this stuff and put it in a can(until a few days ago, when I bought a can from the friendly local supermarket).. When I first opened the can, i thought it looked kinda funny(like the white stuff that oozed out of "Bishop" the android in Aliens2, after the mother Alien ventilated him with her sexy tail).. But as my mom always drilled into me when I was young, "Once you open a can of food, you had better not waste it!"..... soooo....


If hell had a cafeteria, I bet they'd serve Canned Almond Jelly, prepared and served in its various glorious forms(straight out of the can)... Served warm on a plate of course...

I have to go to the toilet again now...