Iam right, you are wrong

You fools. Let me now school you on what mistakes y'all fools made.

First, whats up with the names. Goat, chicken, monkey ? Are you trying to form the chinese zodiac ?

Second, University Admission. When you send SAT scores to an university via collegeboard, collegeboard will send your SAT scores, and on the back, the university you want it to be sent to, will be listed. Above is my example. If this confirmation does not arrive, and the university keeps denying receipt, it is your responsibility to resolve the conflict by email, phonecalls, pig heads. Make sure things get rolling or keep pestering them. This will determine whether you study with corn, or with William Hung.

Third, Admission Essays. SAT Qn 1: Analogy: Bullshitting is to Undergraduates
1) wings is to aeroplanes.
2) dick is to man
3) awareness is to car driver
4) all of above.

The answer is 4. Without the essentials, you get a plane that crashes, a eunuch, and Goat behind the wheel of a honda civic. Admission essays are absolutely essential to filtering the hardworking and the "smart"working.

Fourth, American Politics. I take offence to goats view of Bush's stupidity. The man mispronounces a couple of words, and the liberal press condemn him forever. Then they brainwash people like goat into thinking the same. Why don't you see what he has done ? He has conquered Iraq, and secured american energy sources for the next few generations. Singapore does not even have secure water sources, we need to conquer something (Look North). In retaliation to the September 11 attacks, he had the balls to crush a rogue terrorist government and force the mastermind to live in caves and screw camels for pleasure, and forever looking over his shoulder for Navy SEALs hunting his hairy assface. Bush also brought the economy back after Clintons mishandling, and if you even read the newspaper, you can see the jobless rate in America dropping.

And I kinda see I have been schooling all you without even writing about my feelings, so here goes. Im just bluffing, real men dont publish their feelings, they hide it till their death beds.

One roti prata and Dinosaur please. And smile while you serve me, bitch.