See you soon Mr Man

Mr Man is leaving for Sweden in 3 days time.

See you soon Mr Man, we will remember how you fed us(10 ppl) food for 30 people on your going away party. No matter what your mom said, our stomaches only had finite room for expansion. The Orr-Nee(complete with sweetcorn and all) finished us off.


See you soon Mr Man, we are not bitter that you(and your tiny cousin 1/3 your size) trashed us at foosball. We are not bitter that you have a foosball table in your aunt's house. We are not bitter. We are not.


See you soon Mr Man, we will remember how you like to tie balloons all around your backpack when you walk around so as to lighten the load which your oversized testicles put on you. I wonder of the balloons survived the car ride back home. Maybe you shouldn't have stuffed them so quickly into the boot.


See you soon Mr Man, we will remember singing KTV with you at Clementi. I'm pretty sure the K-Box staff realized the importance of soundproofing all their rooms thoroughly after we decided that screaming into the Microphone at maximum volume is at best "audible".


See you soon Mr Man, I will not tell anyone that we sang TaTa Young's
Sexy Naughty Bitchy


and Effiel 65's
Blue DaBa Dee


See you soon Mr Man, we will miss all those times getting drunk on cheap Duty Free vodka and other water substitutes that make the simplest of tasks seem like a rollercoaster ride(Thank you Mother Russia).


See you soon Mr Man, please get a Digital Camera to take pictures over there. Words are never enough when describing the different varieties of Alcohol, Meatballs, Swedish Babes and Ikea furniture avalable over there(strangely, they are all avalable at Ikea).

See you soon Mr Man.
Heres a piece of Singapore to bring over to Sweden.